me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ pst kid, you wanna buy some memes
Dangers of online friends:

itssimplysam23:

-You become emotionally attached.
-You can’t hug them whenever you want to which is something you often forget.
-You find people who don’t judge you. At all.
-You have to learn time zones. That’s a real bummer.
-You find people who love you for you.
-You sometimes cry because you just love them so much and get super emotional when you realize they are thousands of miles away from you.

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

You deserve more than
someone like me,
a woman so broken
that she chose to run
when she realized
that love wasn’t enough.
Things I Never Got To Tell You, Part 36

aprihcote:

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

this is actually very accurate

thebigdilemma:

the only poly people you ever hear about in media are heterosexual men with several heterosexual wives who are not really interested in one another and are often bitter about the fact that they have to share

that’s not healthy polyamory

why do we glamorize that polyamory

stop it

monodrunk:

[makes an oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greate

dajo42:

whether or not a woman shaves is hardly the biggest issue we have going on when the dragons are coming back and ulfric stormcloak murdered the high king WITH HIS VOICE. SHOUTED HIM APART

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
purrs-n-scurrs:

that is a damn dirty lie and i think we all know it layton

purrs-n-scurrs:

that is a damn dirty lie and i think we all know it layton

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.
(via suff0cates)

plantfcker:

im ok bro *sniffles* totally ok *starts to cry* dude im so good right now